Reasons to Not Boo John Farrell

1.  You are a relative of his, aside from his estranged step-brother Armin.

2.  You have a strange and disturbing fascination with him.

3.  You have a fetish for being used and abused.

4.  You are a Red Sox fan AND you don't mind having a tool as your manager.

5.  You live in Bizzaro World.

That is all.

Armin Tamzarian

Bizzaro Superman